About

The beginning

It all started in bed. I got a message. She pretty much said “Need a break from the phone and focus on real life”

My response

I told her “Trust me, you aren’t upsetting me. I promise you, your weirdness doesn’t bother me at all”

But then

Fast forward, turns out she immediately she got with another guy.

My business

Now I make hotdogs! Not for anyone else but for me. I just wanted to tell you that I make hotdogs.

Also

I play video games now. I write down what I think about them, usually about a year after everyone else, and put a score out of 10 on it. Nobody asked. This is Hacked The World. HTW for short.

I burped