It all started in bed. I got a message. She pretty much said "Need a break from the phone and focus on real life"
I told her "Trust me, you aren't upsetting me. I promise you, your weirdness doesn't bother me at all"
Fast forward, turns out she immediately she got with another guy.
Now I make hotdogs! Not for anyone else but for me. I just wanted to tell you that I make hotdogs.